2007 年 9 月 15 日 星期六 【酷熱】

交佐舖畀味千拉麵，一間難食到嘔o既食肆！真o架！唔知點解每次食完都有想嘔o既感覺… >_<

趁住空閒些少，就清o下自己個in-tray o的o野…頂！真係咩都有，好多積存佐半年以上o既工作，不過始終都唔多想做…清o下清o下搞到六點半先收工，結果八點先入到沙田同您同埋您家姐打邊爐…

您兩條友仔叫咁多菜都唔知做乜，我真係齋食菜都飽啦！您o地都唔識煮菜o既，o係菜放落去攪兩o野就食得o架喇嘛！煮太耐o的菜裡面o的Vitamin C會死晒o架！仲有o的cellulose會煮到軟晒，咁即係食菜o既兩大作用都冇佐…「淋」到唔駛用力咬都爛喇…頂！

食完飯仔送您返屋企，我o地約法三章。其實我知道您打畀我係因為您掛住我，其實我掛住您都會打畀您o架，之不過有時做緊o野o的時機又未必係咁適合，我又唔想一接電話就同您講唔得閒，怕您有咩重要o野要同我商量嘛。我想您有個機會舒發o下您o既心情，點知原來咁樣唔多work，畀機會您講多佐反而令您有錯覺以為我得閒同您傾，當您講到興起時亦係我開始覺得唔耐煩o既時候，咁就出事喇…再講轉頭幾時打返畀您都已經太遲…

咁我以後都照舊畀您講兩句先，睇o下您有冇急事搵我，如果忙o既就清清楚楚咁坦坦白白講您知，等您唔好講到戲肉先迫您收線，試o下咁會唔會好o的啦。

>>September 18, 2007 at 2:36:50 AM GMT+8

2007 年 9 月 14 日 星期五 【酷熱】

順利收回松江！佢老闆Andy仲請我食元氣添！不過仲要同佢搞埋退按金，又要扣返佢條reinstatement數，仲有佢個舖條電纜…只希望呢件事快o的完，同埋租務部唔好再換舖…真係一切都夠喇！

我同您單o野好似仲未有咩好轉，睇o黎大家都唔肯妥協…

今日十三妹又打畀我，話又同佢條仔好返喇喎…早兩日佢先打o黎話同條仔吵大鑊，話決定唔理佢，由得佢。我o既提議係如果係覺得自己可以忍到o既，咁咪繼續忍o下囉，畢竟兩個人相處就總有其中一個人需要讓另一個多o的；如果唔係o既話，咪索性分手囉，一了百了，又唔駛自己一時鬼咁火，一時又情緒低落到匿埋喊。點知轉個頭又話條仔已經對佢勁好，真係吹脹。不過呢個循環，好似已經係佢兩個一齊一年以o黎o既第n次（n>10），我真係唔知佢想點… @_@

>>September 18, 2007 at 2:37:06 AM GMT+8

2007 年 9 月 13 日 星期四 【酷熱】

您又扭計計… @_@ 唔好咁啦…

話說今日臨收工前，諗住send埋個email就換衫收工打畀您，點知畀您快一步，打佐畀我先。

由於我並唔係用緊自己桌面部電腦，所以要停低我o既工作而去接聽您o既電話，唔可以一邊講一邊做。諗住您講兩句就會收線，點知您又越講越有，聽落您又唔意識到我做緊o野，就同您講過十分鐘等我做埋少少o野再覆返您，點知您又唔肯，又發脾氣話我掛住做o野冷落您，再cut埋線，之後仲熄埋電話… @_@ 其實您每次都係咁，呢條係咪您o既扭計方程式？

既然您唔想聽我電話，我就早o的訓，訓到兩點又要起身返公司night check…

>>September 16, 2007 at 4:15:43 AM GMT+8

2007 年 9 月 12 日 星期三 【酷熱】

Vicky對於投訴，顯得好緊張咁，我o地真係唔想佢再有事…因為大家都知道如果呢o的情緒病衰到第二鑊，真係好難好得返…

睇埋帶都見唔到佢接觸過咩客，o個個時段我又o係counter，Vicky o個時做緊剪紙工作。加上呢個所謂o既投訴人居然對Vicky o的返工放工時間瞭如指掌，再以我o地個人對Vicky o既認識去分析，呢單o野擺明佢就係畀人誣蔑！

連最多疑最無聊最怕死o既regional i/c都唔信呢個投訴係真o既，咁就更加放心。不過每個人點樣睇佢份工作我o地都唔知o既，Vicky點解係要轉入個牛角尖度亦都冇辦法理解。我覺得佢o既人生除佐Kenji同份工，又真係冇其他o野，所以萬一其中一樣o野佢佐，o個種恐懼感，又可能會好大。

唔好估咁多喇，雖則Kenji呢條友仔份人係賤，但係佢最緊o既都係Vicky，所以即刻安排個旅行同佢去散散心，希望佢o地放完孖day之後情況會有好轉啦。

好感謝您o黎接我收工，之後去佐唱久違了o既卡拉OK。今日大家都有o的聲沙喎，唱極都唱得唔好，加上其中一支mic個echo又唔知做乜怪怪o地，所以兩口子都唱得唔多盡情，唱到十二點幾先走，架小巴好快，開車計唔駛半個鐘已經返到大埔…

zzz…

>>September 16, 2007 at 3:21:14 AM GMT+8

2007 年 9 月 11 日 星期二 【酷熱】

好o野！終於都搞掂佐自己部P3！但係又要四點先訓… @_@

上個禮拜一，同我同一時間加入公司o既Promotion同事畀公司調佐去apm，唔再跟新翠o的o野，連o個邊最老死o既friend都調走埋（即係好快走），而家變佐樣樣o既都要同o的煩人夾，已經唔多開心。今日又收到個晴天霹靂o既消息，就係有個感情更加好o既同事原來已經辭佐職下個月走，就更加唔開心。因為我一入到公司同一個region最friend就係佢，而家佢突然間話唔做，我覺得真係好可惜。

可惜o既係佢o岩o岩先讀完個Housing o既master，挪佐個MCIH，前途無可限量。而家雖然美其名叫做自己出o黎搞生意，其實只係去佢老婆開o個間公司幫手…

一般女人梗係會覺得呢個男人好偉大，但係以一般男人o既心理去睇，係難過同婉惜。

佢為人好積極，EQ奇高，唔似得好似我咁頹咁躁。最記得佢o既金句︰「有咩唔掂o既我幫你搞掂佢；搞唔掂o既都同您諗掂佢！」不過自從佢結佐婚之後，就成個人謝晒咁，探其原因同埋以我o既觀察，好大portion係因為佢老婆o既關係。難得佢視離職為一個新機會，為佐佢老婆而咁樣做，我覺得佢真係好偉大。

佢老婆本身有o的情緒問題，之前傾偈佢都同我訴過苦，不過我估唔到今日我聽返o黎o既更恐怖，就係原來佢老婆有次鬧上佢o既寫字樓，放低張支票要佢即刻辭職唔好做，原因係不滿公司要佢當「風更」！o下！咁都得？！

我以前都親眼見過佢老婆有幾麻煩，半日training打佐四、五次電話畀佢，每次佢都要尷尷尬尬咁走出去傾成個幾兩個字先返入o黎，但係我感覺到佢仲係好愛佢老婆，未諗過放棄，處處都好維護佢老婆，怕會刺激到佢。不過都係有苦自己知o個隻啦，唯有間唔中聽佢訴o下苦等佢可以平衡o下，撐住佢。

佢老婆其實又聰明又有錢，不過人總有脆弱o既另一面。有時緣份（天意）將兩個人連埋一齊，係一種一生一世o既責任同承擔，但係要點到即止，某一方不適宜過份依賴另一方。如果彼此之間失去佐適當o既平衡，係會為某一方帶來沉重o既壓力同負擔，值得留意。

o係佢走之前，等我搵日陪佢食餐飯先，睇o下有乜可以幫o下手。做兄弟真係有今生冇來世，人生知己難求。祝福佢事事順境。

>>September 14, 2007 at 5:27:13 AM GMT+8

2007 年 9 月 10 日 星期一 【酷熱】

今日放假，係整機日，癲佐咁install Windows…

話說上個禮拜六媽媽買o個部新電腦到佐，而妹妹又已經講佐一排話佢部腦好慢，我自己部機又想裝過個Windows，之前兩日都要返工，真係今日先有時間去搞。我o的電腦唔係叻，但都叫做應付得o黎。琴晚開始backup埋o的資料，搞到成四、五點先訓。

訓醒過就過去同您飲茶，食完就返屋企繼續「開工」，因為媽媽部舊機塊底板冇得救，所以拆佐條RAM同埋個harddisk、DVDROM等等o既o野出o黎，分解完再裝嵌，畀佐我部加佐RAM o既P4我妹妹用，自己就用部屋企最舊o既P3。

唔好睇少部P3呀，其實我覺得P3好過P4 o架，最起碼冇咁熱先o丫，我成日都長開機，部機真係熱到頂唔順，用量低o的o既妹妹，用部快o的o既P4對佢o黎講亦都friendly o的，起碼可以用得三、五、七年都未定！

裝過晒o的o野終於都可以o係十點交返部機畀妹妹，跟住開始搞自己部機。妹妹用開o個個harddisk壞壞o地，不過畀我就o岩晒，我正需要多個harddisk，部P4又放唔落，用返部P3（以前都係我用o既！），真係開心晒！

我一唔返駛工就實有事發生o架喇，今日居然有個無聊人寫晒email上總公司投訴Vicky，仲要玩晒人身攻擊…搞乜呀，最近咁多投訴o既？！邊個得罪佐人唔知呀？定係新翠花園班「尊貴」o既住客呢？

>>September 14, 2007 at 4:55:37 AM GMT+8

2007 年 9 月 9 日 星期日 【酷熱】

星期日要返工，做o下o的濕濕碎o既o野，執o下o野，清o下桌面o的文件，咁就又一day。

恭喜晒！您今日丟佐兩個「鞋盒」！好心您買完o的o野就即刻用啦，唔好好似個婆仔咁淨o係o係度儲起晒o的o野，o的衫褲鞋有trend o架！

下低篇o野又幾搞笑喎！男人、女人…

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DEAR TECH SUPPORT,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User.....

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support

>>September 14, 2007 at 4:29:39 AM GMT+8

2007 年 9 月 8 日 星期六 【酷熱】

終於都到我連踩星期六日喇，不過今日您又o黎佐接我收工，好開心o架，收工就可以見到您嘛！

本來諗住去尖咀食飯o既，點知去到尖咀您又突然間睇中佐對鞋，千金難買心頭好，就梗係要即刻買啦，仲要大減價，真係唔好執輸！不過試完之後又冇您個碼喎，得返銅鑼灣同觀塘兩對，咁就梗係要仆去買啦，但係去同銅鑼灣都九點半喇，間o野已經打烊喇！不過仲有希望，因為仲有個女人試緊衫未捨得走，我o地就厚住面皮入去再試再買，點知對鞋有o的花，又冇時間過觀塘，好在都仲可以畀佐錢留住對鞋星期二去挪嗟，好o野！

之後我o地去佐食越南o野，間o野搬佐上Barn II樓上，大佐幾倍，o的客多到等幾輪先有位，估唔到成十點都仲咁好生意，睇o黎香港o既巿況都唔差，不過我o地好快就有位啦！食飽飽坐307返屋企，又估唔平時尾站上車一定冇位，呢個時段o的車又會空成咁！您行到累晒，o係巴士上面訓到豬豬咁，好可愛~

今日好似好多o野都好好彩喎！ >3<

>>September 14, 2007 at 4:27:34 AM GMT+8

2007 年 9 月 7 日 星期五 【酷熱】

今晚好死累呀，個頭又有o的痛，所以八點半套電視劇都未做完我就爬佐上床，頂唔蒲要訓覺。

您睇完《歲月風雲》照常咁打畀我，但係我真係頂唔順，真係要抖抖。見您唔多會意，就用佐o的嚴厲o的o既語氣同您講o野，您就梗係覺得我發佐您脾四啦，其實我唔係，只係想同您講道理，不過我都知同小朋友講道理都係冇用o架喇…

我絕對明白您係需要我陪伴，見唔到面都想講o下電話，聽o下您今日發生過o既事、見過o既客。不過有時唔係見得多、講得長就會了解得深，時機係一個好重要o既o野，直接影響聆聽者o既接收能力。希望您會發現其實我一個月已經最少都有八成半以上o既日子係預留佐時間畀您o係睇完電視之後傾電話，狀態唔好真係需要訓覺休息o既機會其實只係好少，咁您就體諒o下我，畀我同周公傾o下偈，休息一晚啦… @_@

>>September 14, 2007 at 4:11:33 AM GMT+8

2007 年 9 月 6 日 星期四 【酷熱】

松江單o野真係越走入直路就越明朗化！good！

放工去佐拿返個monitor喇，不過個CS o的服務真係有待改善，十問九唔答，只得佢自己講自己o野…坐車o個時勁眼訓…

星期一四嬸打電話過o黎，聽佢把聲有o的沉重，原來住o係澳門o既堂細佬浩文畀火燒親，琴日媽媽過佐去澳門睇o下咩情況，話下把以下至腳都二級燒傷，不過唔駛植皮，都算不幸中之大幸。呢個堂細佬細個好百厭，但係上次成家人食飯o個時見佢大過佐好多，定性佐好多。佢讀書唔叻，不過估唔到原來佢去佐學廚…嗯…希望佢快o的好返啦…五嬸係個緊張大師，最緊張個仔，唔知佢而家點呢？一定好擔心…我都有o的想過去睇o下咩情況…

>>September 7, 2007 at 1:32:24 AM GMT+8