2008 年 1 月 11 日 星期五 【晴】

今日出街,,,,,又破產了,,,,囧,,,,,,買幾件衫,,,一對鞋,,,,

不過係洗呀媽D錢.....WAKAKA~~~= =

>>January 11, 2008 at 8:26:36 PM GMT+8

2008 年 1 月 5 日 星期六 【晴】

今日睇左個好搞笑架笑話,,,,,,

玩電話既最高境界


學生問教授一個人生哲理的問題︰「教授我想問，生氣、憤怒、嬲到震同埋哭笑不得，有乜野唔同？」

教授說︰「我做個實驗俾你睇，你就容易明嫁勒。」．．．．．．．．．．

於是他揭開電話簿，隨便搵左一個叫小明既電話號碼，就打電話過去，電話接通，

教授按擴音鍵讓學生聽清楚……

教授︰「請問梁朝偉係度嘛？」

小明︰「你打錯喇！」

教授︰「唔好扮野啦！梁朝偉係度嘛？」

小明︰「都話你打錯咯！」說著就把電話黎F
。
之後，教授即刻又打電話過去……

教授︰「請問梁朝偉係度嘛？」

小明︰「邊個呀！你打錯喇。」

教授︰「請問梁朝偉係度嘛？」

小明︰「xxx，痴線嫁。」又把電話掛了。

教授馬上又撥左一次……

教授︰「請問梁朝偉係度嘛？」

小明︰「你到底係邊個？少無聊了！」

教授︰「我係劉德華，我要搵梁朝偉……」

小明︰「白癡架！你係劉德華咁我咪係成龍！我XYZ你個上中下！」說完，就把電話甩上。

l教授告訴學生︰「呢D就係生氣喇！跟住，俾你睇下乜野叫憤怒啦！」

教授又撥一通電話過去……

教授︰「請問梁朝偉係度嘛？」

小明︰「你係咪五行欠打？要搵梁朝偉打去中國星啦！xxx丫，你有種就打黎俾我睇下……」

說完就更用力的甩上電話。

教授告訴學生︰「呢D就係憤怒。跟住，俾你睇下乜野叫嬲到震！」

接著，教授又撥了一通電話，這次隔了一段時間才有人接，電話一接通……

小明︰「頂你個肺！bxxx……」正當他破口大罵的同時……

教授︰「請問，你係咪小明？我是xx銀行打來的~」

小明︰「喔！真係對唔住，因為頭先有人惡作劇，我唔係特登要鬧你,sorry,sorry……」

教授︰「唔緊要，請問梁朝偉係度嘛？」

小明︰「哇!你個仆……」這次沒等小明鬧完，教授就把電話掛了。

教授告訴學生︰「呢D就係嬲到震，你明未？」

學生答︰「我完全明白晒喇！」

學生點點頭︰「不過……乜野係哭笑不得呢？」

教授笑了笑，又打左同一個號碼，對方快速接起電話……

小明︰「喂！！！你個傻仔係咪想玩野呀？」

教授︰「我係梁朝偉，請問頭先有冇電話搵我……」

>>January 5, 2008 at 9:23:28 PM GMT+8

2008 年 1 月 2 日 星期三 【晴】

電腦開左箱,,,,,裝好,,,有得用啦,,,,,,不過,,,,開頭用一額汗= =.....

VISITA好難用呢,,,,,打字冇得睇字去選,,,,慢左,,,,,

>>January 2, 2008 at 8:26:49 PM GMT+8

2007 年 12 月 31 日 星期一 【晴】

好kai心呀,,,,,,,,,我終於搵到以前細個個時個LALA(痴線低低B,,係公仔)

一拍佢有歌仔唱架個首歌呀,,,,係Spice Girls既WANNABE,,,,

原來好耐架wor首歌,,,,,9年前la....但首歌好似唔係好(梁)渣,,,,

歌詞,,,,,

Spice Girls-WANNABE

yo, i'll tell you what i want, what i
really really want,
so tell me what you want, what you really really want,
i'll tell you what i want, what i really really want,
so tell me what you want, what you really really want,
i wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

if you want my future forget my past,
if you wanna get with me better make it fast,
now don't go wasting my precious time,
get your act together we could be just fine

i'll tell you what i want, what i really really want,
so tell me what you want, what you really really want,
i wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
make it last forever friendship never ends,
if you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

what do you think about that now you know how i feel,
say you can handle my love are you for real,
i won't be hasty, i'll give you a try
if you really bug me then i'll say goodbye.

yo i'll tell you what i want, what i really really want,
so tell me what you want, what you really really want,
i wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna, i wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
make it last forever friendship never ends,
if you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

so here's a story from a to z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
we got em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got g like mc who likes it on an
easy v doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me you'll see,
slam your body down and wind it all around
slam your body down and wind it all around.

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
make it last forever friendship never ends,
if you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you
gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
slam your body down and wind it all around.
slam your body down and wind it all around.
slam your body down and wind it all around.
slam your body down zigazig ah
if you wanna be my lover.

>>December 31, 2007 at 3:18:15 PM GMT+8

2007 年 12 月 27 日 星期四 【晴】

今日去左買新電腦,,,,又買左部好易通,,,,使到破產咁濟,,,,,

不過部電成日痴線,,,,之前部好易通又個mok比我禁爆左,,(天生暴力狂,,,)

囧,,,,,部新腦31號前送到,,,,visita都唔知點用,,,,,好彩我d野,,,,,upload晒上網or入

晒memory card,,,,,又唔係全部,,,,只係一d我要既野,,,,,

>>December 27, 2007 at 9:22:45 PM GMT+8

2007 年 12 月 24 日 星期一 【晴】



聖誕快樂!!!



>>December 24, 2007 at 9:12:10 PM GMT+8

2007 年 12 月 23 日 星期日 【晴】

我不知道為何很討厭一些拍拖又懶係野架人,,,

點懶係野????以為自愛人愛得比誰都多,,,,

以為自己付出得比其他人都多,,,,

d人又知唔知咁令人覺得佢好kai呀,,,,

佢又知幾多呀!!??只係一味覺得自己係愛緊人,,,

其實佢做既野,,,佢寫既野只不過想show俾人睇

我愛佢呀,,,我好辛苦去愛佢,,,我要你地知我愛佢,,

不過我唔知呢d人咁做有咩用,,,,,

一句懶係野既話就分開,,,,,都懶係野咁,,,,

換左歌,,,,孫燕姿的《同類》,,,舊歌來的,,,

search一d野時聽到呢首歌,,,,

同類 - 孫燕姿

曲︰李偲菘
詞︰易家揚
編︰TERENCE TEO

雨後的城市　寂寞又狼狽
路邊的座位　它空著在等誰

＊我拉住時間　它卻不理會
有沒有別人　跟我一樣很想被安慰

＃風　停了又吹　我忽然想起誰
天　亮了又黑　我〔又〕過了好幾歲
心　暖了又灰　世界　有時候孤單的很
需要另一個同類
愛　收了又給　我們都不太完美
夢　作了又碎　我們有幾次機會　去追

重唱　＊,＃

不曉得為甚麼愛　又稀少又昂貴

雲在半空中　被微風剪碎
回憶也許美　可是正在飛走對不對

>>December 23, 2007 at 8:17:30 PM GMT+8

2007 年 12 月 21 日 星期五 【晴】

今日,,,,,超不爽的聯歡啦,,,,,

其實d人點解咁睇唔透,,,,

我平生都好憎輸,,,,但輸左又點,,,

唔等於要死架???!!!!!!我最唔agree(又唔可以話睇唔起既)

d人輸左就老啤呀,,,老話呀,,,

咩都唔据贏架人,,,,,

今次又要係d專業人來評分喔,,,

尊重下評判好...

輸左咪下次來過lor,,,,

俾人話mk妹都好hurt la,,,,

人就係咁要面子,,,,輸左就唔据評分個人,,,

不過輸左下次來過lor,,,

>>December 21, 2007 at 8:58:44 PM GMT+8

2007 年 12 月 19 日 星期三 【晴】

今日見到個人,,,,個披肩....好像用垃圾袋and發泡膠做的,,,,

=o=........囧他的....這樣都有種穿?????佩服佩服,,,,,,

>>December 19, 2007 at 7:32:21 PM GMT+8

2007 年 12 月 18 日 星期二 【晴】

放聖誕可能會去同淇睇<<魔幻羅盤>>haha,,,,

>>December 18, 2007 at 7:41:50 PM GMT+8