Boondockz Pt III of III
YEZ ITZ FUNI AZ HELL lolx
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Grandad: now hold up Slick Bak
Pimp: NO datz a pimp named Slick Bak
Grandad: datz wut i said! Slick Bak
Pimp: NO NO itz a pimp named Slick Bak lik a Tribe Called Qwest,
u say da whole thang! A PIMP NAMED SLICK BAK
Grandad: cant we call u Slick Bak 4 short?!
Pimp: NO NIGGA! IM A PIMP NAMED SLICK BAK!!
Grandad: Cristal whoz diz person?!
Pimp: NIGGA R U DEAF?! IM A PIMP NAMED SLICK BAK!! SAY IT W/ ME NOW
Pimp: let us pray da pimpz prayer, lord plz pray 4 da soul of diz biitch
n guide my pimp hand n make it strong, lord..
so dat she might learn a hoez place. ..Amen!
Riley: Amen, yea!!
Cristal: come bak!! wait!!
Pimp: RUN BIITCH!! RUNNNN!!!
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k i aint gunna believe dat diz Lil Jonz son..DAT CANT B TRUE!!
diz kidz 2 cute 2 b hiz son!! lmbo
my favorite i mean OUR favorite show " Flavor Of Love " iz bak!!
new season iz gunna b on aired August.. .
omgsh i juz cant wait i <3333333 diz show!
膠人膠語又黎喇
AIIGHT HOLLA XOXO
>>July 15, 2006 at 12:07:03 PM GMT+8
2006 年 7 月 13 日 星期四 【綿綿細雨】
yea we need sum more time 2 work dat crap out
hapi bday 2 Martha aka mi Cookie aka Cam'ron'z wifey!! xx luv ya biiatch xx lmbo
今日上網睇下件衫到未. .
心諗上左車差唔多12個鐘都未到. .T^T
跟住過左陣聽到車聲望出去係FedEx既車..yay..
之後拆"禮物". ..巧開針噢. .lol..當然唔少得相..
登登登凳. .iznt it da cutest thang on earth?!
>Boondockz Pt II of III
DUN MIZZ THEZE LINEZ!!
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Huey: but where doez she live?! wut doez she do 4 a livin?!
Grandad: shez in sale
Riley: PSSHHHH ho sale
Grandad: WUTTTT???!
Huey: dun take diz a wrong way bud i need u 2 get da hell outta here
Cristal: n-e particular reason?!
Huey: yr kinda a la-z hoe
Cristal: yea i can c dat
Cristal: i can do thingz 2 persuade yr grandad dat u cant do
Huey: like wut?! nevermind i dun reali want 2 kno
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SummerLovin'
001. How is your summer going? itz ight u kno juz chillin everyday
002. Have you been to any camps? no
003. Where did your go on family vacation? i wish we could go but my broz currentli in HK rite now
004. What amusement parks have you been to? none
005. Water parks? yea
006. What has been your favorite part of the summer so far? no skool LOL
007. Have you seen any friends this summer? DUH..hello?!
008. What did you do with them? hang out n chill
009. What movies have you seen this summer? Da Vinci Code n Superman Returns
010. Which was your favorite? Superman Returns..crap Da Vinci Code wuz madd borin
011. Have you seen fireworks? yep
012. Have you lit fireworks? no
013. Have you been to your grandparents' house yet? nope
014. Where have you been working? no where
015. Do you work many hours? no.. .
016. How much do you get paid? excuze u i dun even work
017. What have you been doing in your spare time? chillin lmbo
018. Have you been to the beach? no
019. Have you bought a new swimsuit? nope
020. Do you wear something over your swimsuit? i dun even swim..
021. Have you been to the pool at all? yea
022. Would you rather swim or tan? neither thanz
023. Have you had any summer romances? LOL
024. With who? i duno u guez
025. Any late night phone calls? yea
026. Had any serious plans canceled? yep lik gettin a job?!
027. Are you liking the summer? kinda
028. Are you ready for school to start? HELL NOOOOOOO
029. What class are you missing the most? English
030. What new class are you looking forward to the most? i duno
031. Have you been shopping? fuck 2 da yez babi
032. What for? clothez..make-up, cosmeticz..blah
033. What did you end up getting? w/e i wanted
034. Have you had any summer drama? nope
035. With who and over what? .. .
036. Who have you seen the most this summer? my parentz LOLZ
037. What have you eaten the most of? def junk food
038. Have you had any surprises from that "special someone"? XDDDD
039. What did they do? =)
040. Have you stayed out past your curfew? aint got no curfew
041. What were you doing? .. ..
042. Who were you with? ...
043. Did you get in trouble? . ...
045. Have you done anything you regret? no
046. Did it involve eggs? .. ...no..
047. How would you say you have acted this summer? perfecto lmfao
048. Any different than during the school year? yea
049. What is your favorite summer treat? salad
050. Do you get it often? yep almost everyday
051. Have you had any burritos lately? nope
052. What is your favorite song that's come out this summer? lotz
053. What CD's have you bought this summer? none
054. Have you gotten a sunburn? nope
055. How long have you had it? . ...
056. Do you apply aloe vera to it? ...
057. Have you seen any plays at the theater? nope
058. Did you enjoy them? ...
059. Have you pulled any pranks on anyone? yea
060. Did you have accomplices? duh
061. Have you been to any weddings? nah
062. Whose and did you have a date? ..
063. Do you think they will live happily ever after? .. ..
064. What is your favorite flavor of popcycle? popCYCLE..LMFAO!!
065. Have you walked your dog in a while? yup
066. Did it help you find any hott guys/girls? ...sure.. .
067. Or do you prefer using the baby? uh huh
068. Is this a summer you will never forget? probly
069. Why or why not? cuz im finalli goin 2 college biiatch!!
070. Do you wear lots of ponytails? no
071. Or hats or visors? kinda
072. What are your new summertime addictions? air-condition =)
073. What time do you go to sleep at night? around 12-2
074. What time do you wake up in the mornings? it dependz
075. Who have you thought about constantly? i duno lol
076. Have you been to any parties? yea
077. Whose and when? Cookiez frd
078. How has the weather been for the most part? hmmm sumhow between sunni n raini
079. Do you like it? not reali
080. What would you rather it be like? sunni
081. Have you had a fight with anyone? no
082. What about? .. ..
083. Have you gone randomly skinny dipping? no
084. Would you if you could? nah
085. Have you seen any major landmarks? nah
086. Did you stop and take a picture next to them? .. ..
087. What else are you excited about happening? hmmmm none
088. Why? cuz
089. Where was your favorite date? home
090. What did you do? watched moviez n stuff u kno
091. If you could choose a vacation, where would you go? PR or Cali
092. Has your family been irritating you over the break? kinda
093. What have they done that made you the maddest? SIGH
094. Did your parents walk in on you kissing someone? no
095. What do you think about when you hear the word summer? SUN
096. Have you seen palmtrees? hell yea
097. Have you splurged on anything? ehhhh sorta kinda
098. Have you lost anything important? dun think so
099. Was this survey a waste of some of your precious summer time? itz obvious lmao
>>July 12, 2006 at 2:31:08 AM GMT+8
2006 年 7 月 10 日 星期一 【酷熱】
wuz poppin yall
結婚?!?!. ..唔好講笑. .1 d都唔好笑=)
YO MOMMA JOKE::
YO MOMMAZ SOO OLD
HER MEMORYZ IN BLAK N WHITE
Boondockz Pt I of III
pay attention 2 theze..u gon laugh yo butt off
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Cristal: my nameiz Cristal, lik da champagne
Huey: well dat soundz lik a stripper name,
Cristal lik da champagne. .might u b a striipper?!
Riley: u do realize dat light-skined hoe iz a hoe rite grandad?!
Grandad: dun cuzz boy now watch yo mouth
Riley: i didnt cuzz! i said hoe
Riley: i dun c wut da big deal iz juz sayin hoe *SMACK*
Grandad: now..i bet u wont say it again..
Riley: ....HOE.. *SMACK SMACK*
Riley: game?! wut u kno bout game grandad
Grandad: i kno da game
Riley: takin women out 2 eat givin em free mealz wut part of da game iz dat?
Grandad: i kno da game yr grand daddy knoz da game
Riley: game recognizez game grandad
Grandad: i recognize game?!yr grand daddy recognizez game?
Riley: game recognizez game n u lookin kinda UN-FA-Mi-LI-AR rite now ..
i cant..wherez grandad?! can i help u sir?!
Grandad: i aint got time 2 mezz around w/ yall i got a date, get outta way
Riley: DUN DO IT GRANDAD DUN FEED HER!! DUN-FEED-HER-CHEDDAR-BIZCUITZZ!!
Riley: well i dun c wut da big deal iz w/ hoez, neway
Huey: rite, all women r not hoez, we talkin 20, 25% topz
Riley: okay but their not all hoez den y i gotta pay 2 take em out 2 eat den
i mean, im payin, datz payment
Huey: i duno cuz datz juz wut u do, u meet a gurl, u take her out 2 dinner
but yr not payin da gurl yr payin da resturant
Riley: but im payin, which makez her a hoe! y dun i juz give her da money
i'd go spend on dinner n dat hoe can go grocery shoppin
Huey: yr jumpin 2 conclusion itz juz a date
Riley: wut if he marriez her?! when if we end up w/ a hoe 4 a grandma?!
Huey: Riley shut yr dumbazz up
Riley: wut if we have a hoe 4 our grandma she comez 2 skool on career day?!
oh wut if dey have kidz?! we have a brother a sister dat half hoed
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my babe Cammie spendin a day at Disney
k i swear Lilo got herself a b-day present
i mean..a real expensive present. .yuck
n-e-way琴晚終於都睇得番BET Awards了. .
Beyonce started da show w/ " Deja Vu "
da funniest thang wuz Jigga smacked B'z butt..
i wuz lik WDF??!!?!?! lmao
T.I.. . . " What You Know "..my song!!
it wuz kinda awful b/c of da audio
Tip couldnt catch up da song. ..
newayz still <33 Tip lol
DA BEST PERFORMANCE IN DA SHOW
Busta ft. everybodi - " Touch It remix "
yep every1 wuz there cept DMX..cuz he got locked up
Missy wuz there, Rah Digga, Mary J, Papoose, Bankz..
IT WUZ PHENOMENAL!! IT WUZ MADD CRA-Z!!
when i thought it wuz bout 2 finish
sumbodi came out.. IT WUZ EMINEM!!
i wuz lik O-M-F-G!!. ..lmfao. .
diz performance wuz totali OFF DA CHIAN
Yung Joc w/ Diddy . .." It's Goin Down "
it wuz kool but Joc w/ lipsyncin.. .UGH
Chris Brown performed Gimme That w/ Weezy n Yo Excuse Me Miss
diz boy can dance!!. .it wuz dammn gud
Mary J.. .." Be Without You " n " Enough Cryin "
it wuz gr8 but i reali dun lik her outfit
last but not least ..Keyshia Cole sang " Love " ..<3z it
my man THE GAME iz actuali SINGLE rite now. .
yez. ..hez single afta da engagement
i told u men dun take diz crap seriousli LOLZ
sup my people?!
yea we need sum more time 2 work dat crap out
我終於都考到車牌喇!! =))
聽日又去考車牌了. ..
RE::心人
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