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2003 年 6 月 26 日 星期四 【雨】
<校園拾趣~妙問妙答>之第七回
螞蟻
學生一回到教室就告訴說：「老師，廁所裡有好多螞蟻！」
女老師點點頭，忽然想到螞蟻 (ant) 這個單字一開學時就教過了，想測看看小朋友是否還記得這個單字，便問小朋友：「那螞蟻怎麼說？」
結果小朋友一臉茫然，過了一會兒才回答說：「螞蟻......他......他沒有說話........」
>>June 27, 2003 at 6:31:19 AM GMT+8
2003 年 6 月 26 日 星期四 【雨】
話咁快上半年既最後一個月又到左尾聲lu,到左下個禮拜二,就會真真正正咁踏入七月,即下半年開始,時間過得真係快~~!!
p.s.我之前係六月一日果陣同大家講六月係下半年既開始,其實係我計錯數,應該係七月先o岩,真係唔好意喇~~
>>June 27, 2003 at 6:30:28 AM GMT+8
2003 年 6 月 25 日 星期三 【陰】
<校園拾趣~妙問妙答>之第六回
以下的文章如果你既台語都ok既話,睇落就會更加好笑~~
《臥春》
語文老師在講台上很有表情地為大家讀了一首題為「臥春」的詩，要大家寫在筆記
本上：《臥春》
暗梅幽聞花 臥枝傷恨底 遙聞臥似水 易透達春綠。岸似綠 岸似透綠 岸似透黛綠。
沒想到一位同學的筆記竟然是這樣寫的：
《我蠢》
俺沒有文化 我智商很低 要問我是誰 一頭大蠢驢。俺是驢 俺是頭驢 俺是頭呆驢。
要嘛就用功讀書，要不然聽力就要好！不然你的國文就會向他們一樣囉...哈
>>June 26, 2003 at 4:05:42 AM GMT+8
2003 年 6 月 25 日 星期三 【陰】
<校園拾趣~妙問妙答>之第五回
~Concise Essay~
A university creative writing class was asked to
write a concise essay containing these four elements:
-->Religion
-->Royalty
-->Sex
-->Mystery
The prize-winning essay read:
My God," said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"
>>June 26, 2003 at 4:04:01 AM GMT+8
2003 年 6 月 25 日 星期三 【陰】
Hi~~
今日個腦鈍鈍地,可能係唔夠訓掛,所以冇咩野好寫.......
依家仲有d眼訓添........
>>June 26, 2003 at 4:03:47 AM GMT+8
2003 年 6 月 24 日 星期二 【陰】
<校園拾趣~妙問妙答>之第四回
小學考成語：六神＿＿
正解為：六神無主,但真的有人答六神合禮.............
>>June 25, 2003 at 9:02:21 AM GMT+8
2003 年 6 月 24 日 星期二 【陰】
<校園拾趣~妙問妙答>之第三回
醫學院的考試卷上有一題問答題:「餵食母乳的四個好處。」
一位學生很快地寫出了三個好處：
1. 不須加熱
2. 不會被貓偷喝
3. 隨時要喝都有
到了最後一個答案反而想不出來，想了一會兒，他突然靈光乍現，寫下：
4.容器較為美觀
>>June 25, 2003 at 9:00:29 AM GMT+8
2003 年 6 月 24 日 星期二 【陰】
<感應> 張惠妹
I'm ready for your love 我中意眼神交會的你
我故意不給你回應 我在意 你我之間的距離
看著你 擔心憂鬱的你 就是你 讓我愉快的你
靠近你 快不能控制自己 愛有種魔力 像是我的咒語
想不期而遇 原來就是你 WATCH ME 不必懷疑
只因為有你 滿足我所有好奇 WATCH ME 我的熱力
跟一個刺激和興奮的表情 TOUCH ME 那種神奇
相同的旋律和你我的空虛 TOUCH ME 到我這裡
我們的愛情和相同的定義 低衣腰褲為你而穿 誘惑灼熱的氣息
I'm ready for your love 眼光緊緊鎖住你 Woo~ 我要你為我瘋狂~
>>June 25, 2003 at 6:04:31 AM GMT+8
2003 年 6 月 24 日 星期二 【陰】
人係咪要到最絕望既時候,事情先至會有所改變架呢??
我真係唔知,但觀乎我呢幾日既情況,話俾我知我依家既情況係咁,一時開心到死,一時又down過咩咁,勁開心同唔開心都可以一日之內完全試過哂,而且最高紀錄就係呢一刻好down,兩個鐘頭後又會好開心架喎,心情起起伏伏,又高又低,真係好神奇!!
當我一心諗住要close file既時候,又俾我發現另一樣野喎,成件事就會唔同哂,搞到個file要一路咁hold住,而且仲要拖泥帶水,七上八落咁,不過我又係心甘情願架喎,係咪犯賤呢~~?
點解會咁架??
如果大家睇完今日呢篇日記之後都唔係好明我講咩既話,唔緊要架,因為我自己都唔知發生咩事,好亂好亂好亂,too complicated too complicated too complicated..............
>>June 25, 2003 at 6:02:29 AM GMT+8
2003 年 6 月 23 日 星期一 【晴】
<校園拾趣~妙問妙答>之第二回
__肉__食
答案是：弱肉強食
某生想了想久都答不出,最後答竟是....：牛肉定食
>>June 24, 2003 at 5:28:19 AM GMT+8
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 你好!
<br>看到你的日記,你
>>July 17, 2009 at 7:43:11 PM GMT+8
有否信心對做一件事來說 實在是很
>>June 3, 2008 at 5:00:12 PM GMT+8
never think that
>>April 13, 2008 at 4:25:34 PM GMT+8
每個人都會有著自己的路向 取個更
>>April 1, 2008 at 5:35:58 PM GMT+8
心情好多了 這刻感到很累 因為終
>>March 26, 2008 at 7:58:09 PM GMT+8
back fm Macau an
>>March 19, 2008 at 7:27:44 AM GMT+8
dear my friend,
>>March 13, 2008 at 6:13:36 PM GMT+8
有超過一個week冇到訪你的日記
>>March 10, 2008 at 7:31:24 PM GMT+8
只想誠意給點意見而已 你不介意我
>>January 19, 2008 at 12:40:00 PM GMT+8
記得前公司工作時 跟國內同事打交
>>January 18, 2008 at 5:52:21 PM GMT+8
如果我想邀請你們的歌詠團到我的婚
>>January 18, 2008 at 11:33:49 AM GMT+8
有時有些心理上的阻礙 定要克服之
>>January 14, 2008 at 6:56:49 AM GMT+8
小心身體 這個月我會於十七號後空
>>December 5, 2007 at 6:10:10 PM GMT+8
是工作問題讓你不快嗎? 若果是
>>October 26, 2007 at 9:37:27 AM GMT+8
哭過後 心情早已平伏 總認為傷心
>>September 30, 2007 at 5:28:58 PM GMT+8
最近過得怎樣 心情是否仍然當未回
>>September 13, 2007 at 5:49:13 PM GMT+8
今年希望能與家人吃頓飯慶祝中秋
>>September 4, 2007 at 7:26:50 AM GMT+8
因為悲傷 才有歡樂
<br>珍
>>September 3, 2007 at 9:48:18 AM GMT+8
近況如何 這個月尾中秋 一年容易
>>September 1, 2007 at 5:44:05 PM GMT+8
收到你在我舊日記的留言
<br>
>>August 29, 2007 at 3:10:32 AM GMT+8
早知道你一定會看周杰倫 這部戲的
>>August 20, 2007 at 1:21:37 AM GMT+8
沒想到你的旅行改了去日本 很好呀
>>July 30, 2007 at 4:08:45 AM GMT+8
看過你給我的留言 很是感動 怎也
>>July 13, 2007 at 7:23:30 PM GMT+8
一直都想跟你說 這個名字:Swa
>>July 9, 2007 at 11:54:56 AM GMT+8
rat b~
<br>happy
>>June 25, 2007 at 2:45:38 PM GMT+8
Dear Ching Ching
>>June 21, 2007 at 5:51:09 AM GMT+8
HAPPY BIRTHDAY T
>>June 20, 2007 at 9:05:28 PM GMT+8
我也很想看 第二集呀
>>June 5, 2007 at 4:32:25 AM GMT+8
看過John 既相簿 好surp
>>June 2, 2007 at 4:35:15 PM GMT+8
要有理想 人生才有希望 有時也覺
>>May 22, 2007 at 2:16:18 PM GMT+8
我有一個看開的眼科醫生 於佐敦
>>May 18, 2007 at 4:52:04 PM GMT+8
定必叫她們 "shut up"
>>May 13, 2007 at 5:14:15 PM GMT+8
多謝閣下昨夜的聆聽 Thanks
>>May 1, 2007 at 9:08:22 AM GMT+8
what happen to y
>>April 27, 2007 at 3:48:32 PM GMT+8
我就是那種一玩就會很投入的人,
>>April 21, 2007 at 10:32:16 AM GMT+8
原本Wii都是我購買清單中其中之
>>April 11, 2007 at 3:57:39 PM GMT+8
偶爾看了你的日記, 感覺像一道甜
>>March 27, 2007 at 9:32:17 AM GMT+8
thnaks for your
>>February 13, 2007 at 2:44:43 PM GMT+8
唔怪得之上星期唔見左班同唱團啦﹗
>>January 31, 2007 at 2:34:15 PM GMT+8
貞貞, 你地幾時返黎church
>>December 26, 2006 at 7:33:38 AM GMT+8
加油呀, 阿 rat~ 我今年都
>>December 26, 2006 at 6:00:04 AM GMT+8
Be Brave
<br>an
>>December 24, 2006 at 4:48:33 PM GMT+8
Just want to say
>>December 6, 2006 at 3:50:14 PM GMT+8
這只是課外活動 勿給自己太大壓力
>>November 15, 2006 at 3:11:55 PM GMT+8
當天氣稍有秋意 便會如你般 思念
>>September 11, 2006 at 3:58:42 PM GMT+8
辛苦你啦，好好休息，希望我這個信
>>August 30, 2006 at 2:38:30 PM GMT+8
保重啊﹗I've been pr
>>August 26, 2006 at 3:26:29 AM GMT+8
沒事就好了!!^^
>>August 12, 2006 at 6:38:02 AM GMT+8
你身體不舒服..看了醫生了沒??
>>August 11, 2006 at 3:58:38 PM GMT+8
多謝讚賞﹗我一直有在教會唱歌﹐不
>>August 11, 2006 at 2:52:50 PM GMT+8
我錄了兩首歌﹐一首係"Think
>>August 11, 2006 at 1:48:36 PM GMT+8
…我只係想睇下才買jei……
<
>>July 22, 2006 at 1:50:02 AM GMT+8
你要用本「牛奶」來換你的杏仁餅﹗
>>July 21, 2006 at 8:32:25 AM GMT+8
sarah brightman的
>>July 18, 2006 at 10:08:11 AM GMT+8
Sarah Brightman的
>>July 17, 2006 at 6:56:29 PM GMT+8
Phantom of the O
>>July 17, 2006 at 1:10:29 PM GMT+8
Welcome back!!!
>>July 2, 2006 at 3:19:51 PM GMT+8
waiting for you
>>June 27, 2006 at 3:01:28 PM GMT+8
glad to hear you
>>June 17, 2006 at 6:09:06 PM GMT+8
要小心身子啊!最近天氣都忽冷忽熱
>>May 18, 2006 at 7:21:39 AM GMT+8
Anges,
<br>
<br>
>>March 28, 2006 at 3:34:15 AM GMT+8
多謝你呀，我無事啦，你都要注意健
>>March 2, 2006 at 9:44:01 AM GMT+8
小心身體，表演順利！
<br>（
>>February 18, 2006 at 1:36:58 PM GMT+8
狗狗年，祝你衰野變好野，過左期變
>>January 29, 2006 at 4:40:06 PM GMT+8
雖然日記是屬於你,但你開版的目的
>>January 27, 2006 at 1:55:24 PM GMT+8
你個版好正啊~^^~
>>December 28, 2005 at 1:13:56 PM GMT+8
你也碰到蠻多名人啊^^
<br>
>>December 24, 2005 at 11:13:21 AM GMT+8
要小心身體啊~
>>November 30, 2005 at 8:54:30 AM GMT+8
那個角色是宮城長順嗎 ?
<br
>>November 28, 2005 at 10:04:20 AM GMT+8
雖然唔知發生咩事~
<br>但
>>November 27, 2005 at 3:06:03 PM GMT+8
多謝晒~~~
<br>搵日得閒一
>>November 25, 2005 at 10:10:37 AM GMT+8
Rat,
<br>多謝你成日去我
>>November 25, 2005 at 1:15:13 AM GMT+8
因為有人唔得閒,要改期,不過下星
>>November 20, 2005 at 9:38:03 AM GMT+8
根據你對氣手槍課程的形容....
>>November 13, 2005 at 4:39:40 PM GMT+8
BBQ 好好玩 ~~~
<br>
>>November 12, 2005 at 6:28:31 PM GMT+8
看來的確蠻吸引 ,
<br>而
>>November 6, 2005 at 4:04:30 PM GMT+8
你對氣槍有興趣的嗎?我也很想試試
>>October 30, 2005 at 1:01:32 PM GMT+8
hiya~~~太耐無見啦~~~~
>>October 25, 2005 at 1:26:14 PM GMT+8
kindly advised t
>>October 13, 2005 at 3:18:51 PM GMT+8
Verseau是什麼來的?caf
>>October 12, 2005 at 6:59:05 AM GMT+8
嘩嘩...睇完你既日記,我就好後
>>September 21, 2005 at 3:25:16 PM GMT+8
嘩﹗好豐富喎﹗祝你年年都咁開心﹗
>>September 19, 2005 at 6:45:55 PM GMT+8
我的日記還在呀, 要多多支持喔!
>>September 14, 2005 at 8:16:36 AM GMT+8
hihi, 我好耐冇ࢩ
>>September 11, 2005 at 2:52:22 PM GMT+8
網主，
<br>我近日超愛won
>>September 11, 2005 at 11:59:06 AM GMT+8
你可別要戀上我的情夫﹗﹗﹗
<b
>>September 3, 2005 at 7:30:51 PM GMT+8
GOD!!!!
<br>you
>>August 28, 2005 at 7:45:24 PM GMT+8
無聊問多句~~唔通妳係教育界人仕
>>July 28, 2005 at 6:25:02 PM GMT+8
呵呵
<br>不要太客氣了
<b
>>July 28, 2005 at 6:15:26 PM GMT+8
hihi~~~~
<br>好耐無
>>May 30, 2005 at 1:20:51 PM GMT+8
個人也認為男人喜歡笨女人的(GE
>>May 25, 2005 at 10:07:30 PM GMT+8
無意中search"The Ph
>>May 24, 2005 at 5:24:57 AM GMT+8
what are great d
>>May 5, 2005 at 3:09:27 PM GMT+8
真的很突然呀!.........
>>March 2, 2005 at 9:30:20 AM GMT+8
讓我們齊為阿嬏祝福 !
>>February 22, 2005 at 4:00:46 PM GMT+8
(有緣到此) 唔好想咁多了 好好
>>February 16, 2005 at 3:35:44 PM GMT+8
Bless !
<br>Hap
>>February 16, 2005 at 9:44:08 AM GMT+8
似乎情人節總是讓人聯想到「有」或
>>February 15, 2005 at 6:08:02 PM GMT+8
<br>世界上最遙遠距離,不是
>>February 5, 2005 at 8:07:47 PM GMT+8
~世界上最傻的人~
<br>.
>>February 3, 2005 at 6:49:29 AM GMT+8
啊﹗你竟然買左「狼圖騰」﹗快d睇
>>January 24, 2005 at 5:13:09 PM GMT+8
the same to you.
>>December 25, 2004 at 4:59:59 AM GMT+8
不要妄自菲薄 連自己也看不順自己
>>December 16, 2004 at 5:38:34 PM GMT+8
因為家裡的電話線問題 今天才上網
>>December 14, 2004 at 5:51:44 PM GMT+8
只要是有心送禮 即使只是一本記事
>>December 9, 2004 at 6:32:58 PM GMT+8
寫日記係為自己而寫o既,唔洗唔好
>>December 7, 2004 at 2:34:52 PM GMT+8
說真的今天才有空再次到訪好的ya
>>November 25, 2004 at 5:21:13 PM GMT+8
很有興趣知道妳的盆菜宴要多少錢一
>>November 18, 2004 at 6:16:14 PM GMT+8
heehee~~~Ms Chan
>>November 9, 2004 at 9:32:19 AM GMT+8
你有這樣的想法 也是因為你的生活
>>October 27, 2004 at 9:24:47 AM GMT+8
一早看過影評就知道"機場客運站T
>>October 11, 2004 at 11:46:06 AM GMT+8
我非常有興趣 請問地址在哪裡 ?
>>September 5, 2004 at 6:34:46 AM GMT+8
別說不好意思 聴到
>>August 23, 2004 at 7:57:21 AM GMT+8
多謝你穿上我送給閣下的圍裙 在我
>>August 21, 2004 at 8:56:17 AM GMT+8
是不是女生也愛弄美點？
<br>
>>August 21, 2004 at 8:26:15 AM GMT+8
小Q http//quill.a
>>August 9, 2004 at 3:55:43 AM GMT+8
妳好! 看過妳的日記後, 我想妳
>>July 21, 2004 at 12:02:23 PM GMT+8
終於也在美夢中出發了嗎？
<br
>>June 22, 2004 at 12:59:32 PM GMT+8
有收到我的短訊嗎 ? anywa
>>June 21, 2004 at 5:38:39 PM GMT+8
真高興獲知妳與家人也愛看英文台的
>>June 18, 2004 at 5:58:35 PM GMT+8
我家中也有很多有香味的蠟燭 部份
>>June 15, 2004 at 7:54:22 AM GMT+8
我可以告訴你，當年我兒時的六四震
>>June 11, 2004 at 3:49:40 PM GMT+8
雖然我常感到對宗教的疑惑 但每次
>>June 7, 2004 at 5:52:26 PM GMT+8
http://www.disne
>>June 4, 2004 at 6:39:23 PM GMT+8
當年帶了四十萬日元第一次到日本也
>>June 4, 2004 at 6:15:06 PM GMT+8
你竟然可以忍手只係用左3萬yen
>>June 4, 2004 at 5:29:40 PM GMT+8
好慚愧....我個韓國之旅都冇寫
>>June 4, 2004 at 5:12:41 PM GMT+8
還記得當年第一次到訪Kitty
>>May 31, 2004 at 7:38:06 AM GMT+8
期待貞子日記!
<br>
<br
>>May 30, 2004 at 7:53:40 AM GMT+8
今天也來拜訪你了，以後大家「交換
>>May 21, 2004 at 3:01:38 PM GMT+8
beware ar !日本有些酒
>>May 18, 2004 at 4:06:15 AM GMT+8
這幾天整理思緒過後，就要告訴我新
>>May 7, 2004 at 1:04:17 PM GMT+8
因為呢d人係你個腦入面既記憶都唔
>>April 22, 2004 at 2:54:00 PM GMT+8
其實韓國d野都唔係特別平架，睇下
>>April 1, 2004 at 5:37:00 AM GMT+8
我都岩岩係韓國返黎, 好正, 你
>>March 31, 2004 at 6:35:07 AM GMT+8
我識得有好幾個朋友都好鍾意呢首歌
>>February 25, 2004 at 8:38:05 PM GMT+8
好耐無黎~~~~
<br>黎留低
>>February 16, 2004 at 9:30:45 AM GMT+8
真心Together號外篇
<
>>January 24, 2004 at 9:55:20 AM GMT+8
你就好啦, 有saibo sai
>>December 20, 2003 at 3:19:17 PM GMT+8
我也曾有一段時間視力因疲倦而模糊
>>December 5, 2003 at 3:30:39 AM GMT+8
間貓貓cafe係銅鑼灣架, 叫"
>>November 13, 2003 at 4:42:43 AM GMT+8
I'm sorry to ask
>>November 12, 2003 at 8:20:04 AM GMT+8
Agnes......我好唔開心
>>November 1, 2003 at 2:59:56 PM GMT+8
好耐無黎留言,但我係有睇你個日記
>>October 18, 2003 at 8:34:14 AM GMT+8
今天日記寫得很好
>>October 7, 2003 at 7:57:04 AM GMT+8
hihi~~~
<br>路經此地
>>September 21, 2003 at 1:50:07 PM GMT+8
我都想快d到中秋呀
<br>過左
>>August 29, 2003 at 4:24:35 AM GMT+8
何謂好朋友? 好朋友並不是要常見
>>August 25, 2003 at 6:30:26 AM GMT+8
基本上離開學校之後, 可以kee
>>August 24, 2003 at 12:49:53 PM GMT+8
亞花好耐無留言
<br>所以行過
>>August 23, 2003 at 3:42:16 AM GMT+8
你都要努力呀
<br>加油, 加
>>August 22, 2003 at 5:37:56 AM GMT+8
我成日都係o係清晨時間發夢
<b
>>June 29, 2003 at 3:41:55 PM GMT+8
柳暗花明又一村。
<br>
<b
>>June 26, 2003 at 2:32:39 PM GMT+8
happy birthday t
>>June 21, 2003 at 11:43:44 AM GMT+8
我會去睇新紮師妹2呀
<br>第
>>June 9, 2003 at 9:05:04 AM GMT+8
祝你今晚有一個好high既晚上啦
>>May 24, 2003 at 3:16:30 AM GMT+8
好o野, 我有伴同我去啦, 到時
>>May 21, 2003 at 7:46:28 AM GMT+8
我會去馬來西亞探親呀, 不過到時
>>May 21, 2003 at 5:37:14 AM GMT+8
喂喂~~
<br>我又要睇can
>>April 28, 2003 at 10:21:51 AM GMT+8
多謝先~~
<br>你今年諗住送
>>April 25, 2003 at 12:00:19 PM GMT+8
我今日玩得非常開心~~
<br>
>>April 21, 2003 at 1:22:08 PM GMT+8
點解你出先過我gar??????
>>April 16, 2003 at 2:03:22 PM GMT+8
你好
<br>我路過架咋~~
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>>April 14, 2003 at 3:17:36 AM GMT+8
小姐~~我係談判專家珍妮花~~
>>March 31, 2003 at 3:36:29 PM GMT+8
既然你唔係有心話chicago唔
>>March 27, 2003 at 3:03:55 PM GMT+8
而Moulin Rouge的演員
>>March 27, 2003 at 3:00:46 PM GMT+8
其實我唔係話Chicago唔好﹐
>>March 27, 2003 at 2:41:12 PM GMT+8
Moulin Rouge真係咁好
>>March 26, 2003 at 9:40:33 AM GMT+8
我諗唔會套套戲都會所有人都鍾意囉
>>March 26, 2003 at 9:34:07 AM GMT+8
Chicago同Moulin R
>>March 26, 2003 at 5:25:54 AM GMT+8
Nicole Kidman實在係
>>March 26, 2003 at 3:52:47 AM GMT+8
恭喜你搵到工啦~~
<br>開心
>>March 22, 2003 at 8:53:51 AM GMT+8
i watched chicag
>>March 2, 2003 at 7:30:55 AM GMT+8
Yummy*v*haapy th
>>February 16, 2003 at 6:25:14 AM GMT+8
Congratulation!
>>February 15, 2003 at 4:57:54 PM GMT+8
Hahaha!U ho supe
>>February 12, 2003 at 2:38:44 PM GMT+8
actually, 你細個時個樣
>>February 11, 2003 at 9:47:02 AM GMT+8
yup la~~I have b
>>February 10, 2003 at 3:10:28 AM GMT+8
你個隻Pooh係咪99元個隻呀,
>>December 14, 2002 at 9:58:28 AM GMT+8
<br>我好同意你既講法, d
>>October 16, 2002 at 9:38:20 AM GMT+8
It's good for ev
>>October 7, 2002 at 10:17:46 AM GMT+8
C'est La Vie
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>>September 10, 2002 at 7:04:01 PM GMT+8
有時生活會因為一些偶然，令我們作
>>September 10, 2002 at 3:12:28 PM GMT+8
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<校園拾趣~妙問妙答>之第七回
話咁快上半年既最後一個月又到左尾聲lu,到左下個禮拜二,就會真真正正咁踏入七月,即下半年開始,時間過得真係快~~!!
Hi~~
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人係咪要到最絕望既時候,事情先至會有所改變架呢??
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