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2004 年 1 月 26 日 星期一 【晴】
與雞潤去camp已有四次吧
I have gone camping with yun and hen four times already.
「雞潤旅行團」明天又出發了
"the hen and yun tour" will departure again tomorrow.
大帽山＞田夫仔
Tai Mo Shan> Tin Fu Tsai
0830－荃灣mtr
Tseun Wan MTR
1100－踢波（不飛行棋了，太凍了吧，運動一下）
play football (It is too cold to play flight, do some exercise may be better)
1230－原野烹飪
backwoods cooking
2100－營火會
camp fire
累積前幾次的經驗
From the previous experiences,
我想有必要定些規矩
there must be some rules.
一、不準在營內午睡
1. It is not allow to sleep in the tent afternoon
二、不準在營外午睡
2. It is not allow to sleep outside the tent afternoon
那些午睡的豬都統統給我趕走了
For those who like sleeping were not allowed to go.
這裡還有兩條給其他營友
There are two more rules for the others.
三、不準在營內呆坐
3. It is not allow to sit and doing nothing in the tent.
四、不準在營外呆坐
4. It is not allow to sit and doing nothing outside the tent.
人太少了 唯有叫燈柱去吧
I invited Sochuwing to go this time, because there were not enough people attended.
他是模範童軍兼總領袖獎章兼未來榮譽童軍獎章
He is "the Scout of the Year" and "Chief Scout's Award" holder and the upcoming "HKSAR scout award" holder.
而且對於露營 他經驗老到 熟能生巧
He is an expert of camping.
洗碗碟的工作絕對難不到他
Washing dishes will be an easy task for him.
>>January 28, 2004 at 12:09:44 PM GMT+8
2004 年 1 月 24 日 星期六 【晴】
頭一次在地鐵車廂內嗅到煙味
This was the first time I smelt smoke in MTR.
欲找不到那條正在抽煙的傢伙
However, I could not find who was smoking.
晚上到胡sir家吃飯
I went to Wu sir's home for dinner tonight.
回家時一位小中學同學載我一程
My primary and secondary school classmate drove me home.
都是播著那隻cd
He always had the same CD running in his car.
有點後悔中六時沒去考車
If I have learnt to drive last year,
不然今天能夠騎電單車上學就光宗耀祖la
I can drive motorcycle to school and attract many girls this year.
老爸時常用言語慫恿我考車
My dad wants me to learn how to drive.
而我考電單車的建議又遭受到全家及各界親友的熱烈反對
However, my idea to learn to drive motorcycle was strongly rejected by my family and all relatives.
但事實上
In fact,
沒考的主因是那一年的秋天
the main reason is that
我攪盡腦汁 想盡辦法 費盡心機 耗盡精力的幹著一件鮮為人知的小事情
I spent all my time to do other thing which no body knew in last autumn.
>>January 25, 2004 at 7:09:49 PM GMT+8
2004 年 1 月 21 日 星期三 【晴】
我和同學某某某一起騎車出門玩，他的氣門芯壞了，我就把我的拔下來給他裝上，我倆一起高高興興騎車回家了。
>>January 21, 2004 at 11:01:54 PM GMT+8
2004 年 1 月 21 日 星期三 【晴】
整天呆在家中
I stay at home and do nothing.
>>January 21, 2004 at 6:01:22 PM GMT+8
2004 年 1 月 20 日 星期二 【晴】
放學和++玩得真開心！
After school played with ++ so happy!
>>January 20, 2004 at 10:58:54 PM GMT+8
2004 年 1 月 20 日 星期二 【晴】
我擋住她的locker
I blocked her locker.
她把我紫色的鎖匙掉到有紫色小花的小花圃上
She threw my purple key on the small flower-garden which has some small purple flowers.
我就把她的數學書掉到有紫色小花的小花圃上
Then I threw her math textbook on the small flower-garden which has some small purple flowers.
她灌水進我的locker內
She poured water into my locker.
我又灌水進她的locker內
Then I also poured water into her locker.
我又灌水進何偉航的locker內
Then I also flowed water into 何偉航's locker.
我又灌水進Juno的locker內
Then I also poured water into Juno's locker.
今天放學和++玩得真開心！
I was so happy to play with ++ after school today!
>>January 20, 2004 at 10:55:06 PM GMT+8
2004 年 1 月 19 日 星期一 【晴】
Write more English~
I woke up at half-past six this morning. I brushed my teeth. I washed my face and washed my hair at fifteen minutes to seven. I put on my school uniform at seven o'clock. I went out at ten past seven. It was raining. I did not bring umbrella. I got on the bus at twenty past seven. I got on another bus number 45 and met村長, 馬至 and 花進. They all brought umbrella. 村長 shared his umbrella with me.
The first lesson was pure math. The second lesson was Chinese. The third lesson was computer study. The fourth and fifth lessons were free. I had lunch with rice, lmf, ++, connie, keiko and 白婷婷 at glass house. The last two lessons were English. We did section E in these two lessons. I slept for one lesson. I left school at four o'clock. I got on the bus no 17 with rice, lmf and ++ and then took the mtr to go home.
>>January 20, 2004 at 5:59:54 PM GMT+8
2004 年 1 月 18 日 星期日 【晴】
算術測驗
楚陽向：今天的算術測驗沒及格。
爸爸：為什么？
楚陽向：老師問我2x3等于幾，我說6。
爸爸：沒錯啊！
楚陽向：老師又問我3x2等于幾。
爸爸：這他媽有什么區別！
楚陽向：我也是這樣說的。
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口渴
爸爸把兒子哄上床后，回到自己的臥室準備睡覺??
"爸爸！"兒子叫道。
"什么事兒？"
"我口渴，給我拿杯水好嗎？"
"你剛才不是喝過了嘛！快睡覺，我已經關燈啦－?"
五分鐘后……
"爸爸！我口渴，你就不能給我拿杯水嗎？"
"我剛才不是說過了嘛！你再叫我揍你！"
又過了五分鐘……
"爸爸！"
"又怎么啦？"
"你過來揍我的時候一定要帶杯水！"
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理由
兒子：爸爸，今天我不想上學。
爸爸：怎么啦？
兒子：上周農場死了只雞，第二天中午飯就吃"燒雞塊"，
三天前農場死了頭豬，第二天中午就吃"紅燒豬肉"。
爸爸：那又怎么啦？
兒子：昨天我們的英語老師去世了。
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臟話
孩子在客廳里玩著新買來的電動玩具火車，火車半停下來時
孩子大叫道："到站啦！你們這幫兔崽子趕快下車！喂！你們那幾個半伙趕快上車！"
在廚房做家務的媽媽聽到后，來到客廳嚴厲地訓道：
誰教你的！啊？你從哪兒學了這么多臟話！啊？你別玩兒啦！
回你的房間給我老老實實地呆上兩個小時，兩個小時后你再出來玩兒，不過不準說臟話！"
兩個小時后，孩子又玩兒起了火車。"乘客們，你們好！感謝您乘坐我們的列車。
請悍保管好隨身攜帶的品，祝您旅途愉快......
對列車晚了兩個小時表示憤怒的乘客，請向廚房里的那個母豬抗議。"
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祈禱
教堂里，一個小男孩在祈禱：
上帝呀！我只有一個小小的心愿，請把首都移到紐約吧！
一個牧師在旁邊聽到后，問小男孩：小朋友，為什么祈禱要把首都移到紐約？
小男孩答道："有一個考試題問的是首都在哪，我答的是紐約。"
>>January 18, 2004 at 7:39:04 PM GMT+8
2004 年 1 月 18 日 星期日 【晴】
媽媽給兒子的一封信
親愛的兒子：
我這封信寫得很慢因為我知道你看字不快
我們已經搬家了，不過地址沒改，因為搬家順便把門牌帶來了。
這禮拜下了二次雨，第一次下了三天，第二次下了四天
昨天我們去買披薩店員問說：請問要切成8片還是12片？
妳勤儉的外婆說：切成8片好了，切成12片恐怕吃不完！
那間店披薩還不錯，改天我們全家再一起去街口的餐館吃牛排
還有你阿姨說你要我寄去的那件外套，因為郵寄時會超重，所以我們把釦子剪下來放在那件外套的口袋裡。
你姊姊今天早上生了，因為我還不知道到底是男的或女的，所以我不曉得你要當阿姨還是舅舅。
媽媽最近沒什麼事，我會再寫信給你。
ps.我們本來要寄錢給你,但是信封已經黏好了
>>January 18, 2004 at 7:38:24 PM GMT+8
2004 年 1 月 18 日 星期日 【晴】
英文三字經
人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：Basically,all the sex are same.
習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教：If you do not practise all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you..
教之道：The way of learning it
貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學：If you don't study hard,
斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless.
竇燕山：Dou, the Famous
有義方：owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子：All his five son took it
名俱揚：and their sexual ability were well-kown.
養不教：If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過：It is all your fault.
教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰：their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學：You may refuse to study this
非所宜：but that is a real mistake
幼不學：If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為：you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢：If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器：It won't become hard and strong.
人不學：If you don't learn sex,
不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
>>January 18, 2004 at 7:37:43 PM GMT+8
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你扮識節儉呀
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與雞潤去camp已有四次吧
頭一次在地鐵車廂內嗅到煙味